Life comes at you fast, death comes at you faster. Love life, live it to the fullest and remember to play dirty.
My name is James, I'm a junior at Florida State University and I have the best girlfriend
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My best friend Vodka and I. I miss you hun, you’re still my number one gal.
The only difference is that I actually did fuck a Mermaid.
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